Sarcastic Quote T-Shirt — "If Being Sarcastic Burned Calories I'd Be Transparent By Now"

$24.82

Comfort Colors® Colors: White

Clothing sizes: S

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

A soft, garment-dyed tee that wears in like an old favorite and delivers a dry-wit statement every time you put it on. The relaxed heavyweight cotton feels substantial but broken-in, while the bold, cheeky typography—"If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd be transparent by now."—carries the humor without shouting. It layers easily under a flannel or sits alone with jeans for a casual, everyday look that speaks to people who appreciate clever sarcasm and relaxed comfort. Thoughtful details like tubular knit construction (no side seams), double-needle stitching, and a sewn-in label keep the shirt looking sharp through repeated wear and washes.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for reliable fit
- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric for a soft, lived-in feel
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability
- Available in sizes S–4XL and 58 colors — relaxed fit
- Sewn-in label and made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Garment-dyed fabric

The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.

Double-needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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